"you have to live with your father, he's serious, just do it" -wife of an overprepared man on "doomsday preppers"
"If awesomeness was a unit of measurement, you'd be the basic unit of measurement in nature that everyone would refer to so as to never forget what true awesomeness really is." --Joseph
"People would give you money for that. They wouldn't take it, but they would give you money for it." -Lyle
"I'm smokin' yarn!" -Ruben
"Oh Cassanndre, you're so cute! You still think boys are NICE!" -Hannah
"Boys are stupid, you have to use reverse psychology on them.
You say, 'you're stupid' and they think they're smart.
You say 'I wanna rip your heart out' and they say 'it's yours'.
You say 'I hate you' they say 'I wanna date you'
You say 'I like you' they say 'good bye.'"
-Sabrina
"Well, I'm glad we both STALK each other!! That's CUTE!" --I won't say who...
"Anger is hazardous to your health.... I wanted to kick something but then I decided that it would hurt my foot." -me
"Do you guys think a term of endearment, like... the ancient ones... is appropriate for your parents?" -Lyle
"You don't back [your thumbdrive] up?"
"Well, usually I do. Just not when it's important."
-me & Lyle
"I have learned that the head does not hear anything until the heart has listened and that what the heart knows today the head will understand tomorrow." -Jones Stephens
"It's like an out of body experience, but it's an out of speaking experience!" -me
"millie loves rice. she used to be asian but then she got something in her eye and it burned so she rubbed it and stretched it out and now she's not asian" -sabrina
"friends don't let friends get eaten... by friends." -cami
"cassataatatasaaasss
"Dear Heaven; I don't know when I'm going to die, but I need more time. Much appreciation, Alex Lofgran"
"A silly idea is current that good people do not know what temptation means. This is an obvious lie. Only those who try to resist temptation know how strong it is. After all, you find out the strength of the [opposing] army by fighting against it, not by giving in. You find out the strength of a wind by trying to walk against it, not by lying down. A man who gives in to temptation after five minutes simply does not know what it would have been like an hour later. That is why bad people, in one sense, know very little about badness. They have lived a sheltered life by always giving in. We never find out the strength of the evil impulse inside us until we try to fight it: and Christ, because He was the only man who never yielded to temptation, is also the only man who knows to the full what temptation means--the only complete realist." --C. S. Lewis (Mere Christianity)
"Tenors are for dating, basses are for marriage"
"Which are you?"
"A bass"
--this one guy who now frequents our apartment
"Have you guys ever seen a cotton ball?! They look like...."
"an echo?"
"a yummy thing!"
Millie, sabrina & I, Millie
"Not to creep you out. I'm just planning our future together." -Sabrina
"The clues have been deciphered. I must journey forth." -All abt Stv
"A good relationship is not a strong partner & a weak partner, it's two strong partners who respect each other & can communicate"
"...It's one thing to make mistakes, but how many times do we have to do that until we actually do something about a mistake - part of it is the caring, about oneself & about the other person, to do what it takes to learn...." -Damaris Fish
Love is not Blind. That is the last thing it is. Love is bound. And the more it is bound, the less it is blind." -Chesterton (quoted by Bruce C Hafen)
"maybe i died so that you could discover nadolol [a heart drug also used for migraines]
don't let me have died in vain!" -dan
"i'm not white, i'm just camouflage" -rob
Gratitude unlocks the fullness of life. It turns what we have into enough, and more. It turns denial into acceptance, chaos to order, confusion to clarity. It can turn a meal into a feast, a house into a home, a stranger into a friend. Gratitude makes sense of our past, brings peace for today, and creates a vision for tomorrow. - Melody Beattie
"I didn't cry- I don't cry. I shed tears." -Ruben
"I am not here to make fun of you. I am a loving person." -Eddy
"I'm not walking away- I'm just shrinking!" -Robert
"What are we going to do at the park?"
"Lay around in the grass and talk about our feelings!"
--Taunalee & Becca
"If you smell my armpit, you have to come to FHE"
-Becca
"I will say, marriage is much fun. it's like having a torture victim that can't run away!"
-Chaz
"Maybe he's not bipolar... maybe he's just a man!"
-me to my mom
"People who don't think probably don't have brains, rather, they have gray fluff that's blown into their heads by mistake." -A.A. Milne
"Now sit down and think of ways to kill me." -CHAOS
