more qoutes

because i ran out of room on my facebook qoutes page. see here for my previous post of qoutes.

"get away! get away! There's a demon in my soup!! and its speaking to me." --Tyler M./Charlie G.

"my wife scares me! --she's always right!" -glenn beck

"...does that make us armpit lice?" -mary

"susan g. squeekers" -mary's name for her dog's chew toy

"i must despise you now" -evil queen from a cheesy 80's movie

"I cannot stop someone from walking down a path of thorns, but I can find the garden of roses for myself so I can lead them there when they are ready." -Jarrod

"[he's] going to -eat- me!"
"well then... you'd better make sure you're... yummy!" -eddy and me

"You're not going to catch up, Marianne"
"I'm mustard?" --me and Marianne

*high pitched noise*
"What was that?"
"A dolphin... it was the first thing that popped into my mind!" -Marianne, me, Marianne

"We can be mustard buddies... we can pickle each other." -Marianne

"it's a dandelion..."
"What about a dandelion?"
"I don't know! There's one in my brain... and it turned into an umbrella... a pink one... mm-hmm." -Marianne, me, Marianne

"Your job ain't gonna be worth the sweat off an Elvis impersonator if you're dead" -Perry White from "Lois and Clark"

"Helloo... this is Heaven. We approve this message." -Mary

"smile your kisser or no one will kiss your smiler" -Jamie quoting a Professor Woolley

"When filled with God's love, we can do and see and understand things that we could not otherwise do or see or understand. Filled with His love, we can endure pain, quell fear, forgive freely, avoid contention, renew strength, and bless and help others in ways surprising even to us." --John H. Groberg

"I'm not going to blame your poor dad, but I'm sure it's his fault" -Grandma about my Grandpa

"Turn down my thought bubble?"
"You were thinking much too loudly. This is a library, you know." -Triangle and Robert #16

"The universe. What flavor was it?"
"Universe flavored. What you mortals call butterscotch." -Triangle and Robert #28

"I'd ask what's going on, but I'm afraid you'd tell me." -Triangle and Robert #403

"Be great, not grest!" -me and alyssa

"Distinctly vague with a vague taste of something distinct." -T&R #567

"Love and work are viewed and experienced as totally separate activities motivated by separate needs. Yet, when we think about it, our common sense tells us that our most inspired, creative acts are deeply tied to our need to love and that, when we lack love, we find it difficult to work creatively; that work without love is dead, mechanical, sheer competence without vitality, that love without work grows boring, monotonous, lacks depth and passion." --Marta Zahaykevich (thanks colette!)

"In every story is a story not told... I learned to listen to the untold stories. Sometimes, they passed fugitively across my mother's face or I caught sight of them disappearing behind another tale." -Kim Chernin